The Apple Song
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
And if you want to be a doctor you had better make the grade.
Happiness comes on the day you get paid.
If you'd rather be yourself, that's okay.
There's an apple in my pocket instead of a wallet
So how will I pay the doctor if he doesn't stay away?
Okay, so I'm not a cloud cutter.
Okay, so I'm not a straight-A student.
Okay, so I'm not my brother.
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